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What Not to Say: A Compendium of the Worst Possible Things You Can Utter Aloud


A book of quotes you probably shouldn't quote

Stay away from awkward exchanges and consult this clever compendium for things you should never, ever say. Learn what not to say at a job interview ("How strict is your sexual-harassment policy?"), what not to say to a cat lady ("Dogs are so much friendlier!"), and what not to say to anyone else you don't want to offend ("Don't take this personally, but . . .").

 Knock Knock books make great gifts for men and women who want to be their wittiest self.

  • Hardcover
  • 4.25 x 6.25 inches
  • 128 pages